Glad-handing in the middle of Mass, first of a series
A multi-year-old gem from a time of touching in our modern worship style . . .
Reader:
I am most put off by glad-handing. The other day I shook hands with the same woman twice. The ushers even shake hands of those with aisle seats during the Agnus Dei."
Sometimes feverishly. People wave all over the church, seeking waves back, like a Facebooker looking for likes.
Great for ball games and other sports, but possibly eliminating or weakening any spirit of devotion that one has even momentarily been blessed with.
Shake rattle and roll? Hardly.
Shake hands with all your neighbors, and kiss the colleens all, as in the Donegal song? No.
Shake with fear for the judgment to come, you unrepentant sinner? No.
SHAKE AND SAY, "THE PEACE OF CHRIST BE WITH YOU"? YES!
It happens at mass after the Our Father, during which you may have held hands in a show of solidarity against Satan or watched others do so.
It's SHAKE TIME, a solidarity-gesturing to beat all -- or maybe a violating of sacred silence by turning to another, hand out, extorting response or being extorted.
My friend Jake (not his real name) intends to bring his cell phone with him and threaten to call 9-1-1 the next time he is approached while trying in his clumsy, antedated way to commune with the Almighty.
I am working to dissuade him.
— more to come on this fascinating subject —